fucking.. god damn.. son of a *beep* tooth pain

Hi,

Todays blog will at large be about how much i hate tooth pain !!!

Ok, so i am born with just about the worst case of teeths one can get, its something that make me want to vote for the guy who suggest a law where one can sue parents - speaking of that.. imagine how big a success that could be... damn.. i would be rich by now :-D

 IQ under 46 = 2 mill. kr
 4 cm dick = 4 mill. kr
 Bad teeth = 12 mill. kr..

ohhh ya... :-D

Anyway.. as a cloud that passes by the sun, so did this round of toothpain - Tuesday evening all hell broke loose, i desided to take it like a man and eat a hell lot of Panodil zaaaaappp! (for those who knows me, its one of my favorit products along with the world of gadgets i surround myself with).. anyway.. wensday was a slight worse.. and by the end of wensday/night to thursday.. i was ready to kill for 10 shots of morfin.. or atleast a nail-gun to end my missery :¨(

SO!!.. thursday morning at 07:04 i called "folktandvården".. and was medt with "bla bla .. we are not open.. bla bla.. i am a old hag who should be retired 28 years aho.. (said the old lady in the other end.. its true.. i swear..well.. allmost).. anyway, i called back, got my time at _ 1 1 . 0 0 _ god damnit.. that was 4 hours more with demons spawn from the river of hell roaming around in my mouth .. i wispered to Trent.. *kiiiiiiilll me*.. he replied.. *fuck off*

Ok, i might be lazy.. i took a cap to the hospital.. but hey.. you try walking the 278 km there is from nygatan 33a to the hospital in stinking cold with elephant rubling around in your mouth!.. not funny at all.. 

When i finaly got up there, and the old hag showed me in, looked at hell and all its demons.. her best comment was "it looks like it hurts".. WHAT?!?!?!? at that point of time i was ready to bite her head of scream down her throat.. "A YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND YES.. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO.. THIKKELS?!?!" .. anyway.. the "nice" lady gave me injection, and i admit.. that came as a blowjob from heaven.. she just made my day.. after 30 mins. of torture - i was ready to go home..

what a freaking week.. :-(

On the posetive side...

DADDY GOT A NEW TOY!!!...

I just bought a HP Mini 2133.. for those of you who dont know what this, its something like this:



Sweet.. small.. cute.. and alot better than our 2 month old eeePC 900, wich look like this:



btw.. If anyone wanna buy it .. let me know.. i'll give you a good price just because you saw it here.. 10000 kr.. and its yours.. ahh ok.. 2000 kr then.. and offcourse, the dead fish on the picture was another of mallas friends that dropped by.. ;-)

Anyways.. i'm gonna go annoy my wife..

Cheers..

L.